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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:30
(source: odditymall)

internetdouchebag: odditymall: Feed Your Pet From Your Smart Phone how fucking lazy can we get

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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:29
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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:27
(source: ganjfl)

ganjfl: this fucking vietnamese resturaunt has been calling me a bitch nigga for like way too long.

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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:27
(source: xere-the-sun-risesx)

URGENT!

xere-the-sun-risesx:

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WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL! 

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!



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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:26
(source: elliptical)

❝ To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it. ❞
Ernest Hemingway (via expiry)

(Source: elliptical)


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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:26
(source: celeryandhummus)

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”



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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:26
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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:26
(source: alexslutkarth)

alexslutkarth:

[stands on roof]

[clears throat loudly]

[yells] I HAVE REALLY INTENSE FEELINGS ABOUT ALL TIME LOW



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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:25
(source: w--i-n-c-h-e-s-t-e-r)


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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:25
(source: originalprobe)

taengthehero: Bunny to Llama in 0.8

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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:24
(source: defend-squidgy)

defend-squidgy:

*hardcore whispers the screaming parts*



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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:24
(source: homleschapel)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell



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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:23
(source: castle-sp-atl)

castle-sp-atl: G I V E A W A Y ! Hey guys! I’m giving away my American Flag Jeans! Rules: • You don’t have to follow me • Reblog as often as you want, Likes count • No giveaway blogs • Keep inbox open • Winner will be chosen by a random generator • Giveaway ends on July 1, 2013 • Worldwide shipping

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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:23
(source: lambhoof)

lambhoof:

feester:

lambhoof:

My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs

Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs

1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero



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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:22
(source: assertively)

austinandsebring: assertively: (this is such a gross picture of me, god damn) none of you are probably going to care about this post, but whatever. i just really wanted to write about this guy okay.  this is boo, (yes, that’s his name.) and he is hands down the most amazing guy i have ever known in my entire life. he’s my best friend in the entire world and i don’t know what i would do without him.  i met him in august of 2010 (the beginning of my 8th grade year) unexpectedly and i honestly did not know he’s was going be such a big part of my life. i was going through a really rough time when we met, (my parents just got divorced, i was just getting over from being bullied and molested the year before, my depression and self harming was really, really bad, etc etc. yeah i was just a mess.) and when i saw him, i seriously felt like something in my life was good. he saved my life that year, i know that for a fact. i remember i planned out my suicide attempt and when i met him, he took all the pain away. i felt alive for the first time in my life. ever since then, i’ve been attached to him. and i couldn’t (and still can’t) let go. fuck, i don’t even want to. but i knew SOMETHING about this guy was completely worth it, and to this day he still is.  i just love everything about him. his perfect perfect perfect smile, his bright, blue, gorgeous eyes, his blonde hair, the freckles on his nose and cheeks, the way his face turns red whenever he’s around me, his one cute dimple on his right cheek, how pretty his teeth are, his soft lips, how tall he is, the way he hugs me, the way he kisses my nose, how perfectly his hand fits in mine, his collar bones, the way he says ‘aww’, the way he says my name, how he picks me up and swings me around, how he giggles and looks down at the ground, the way he says ‘ahhh’ when i kiss him on the jawbone, how talented he is at guitar and his skating. i love how goofy and silly he is, and how he can say the lamest thing in the world and can still pull it off as being cute. his sense of humor is just like mine, and he’s so caring and thoughtful. i love that even when i’m having a horrible day, he can still make me smile. i love how comfortable i am around him, i can practically be myself 110% and he wouldn’t judge whatsoever. i love how we can have the stupidest conversation and then in 4 minutes we can have a completely serious one. i trust him more than i have ever trusted ANYBODY, even more than my parents. i would do absolutely anything for him, and i really do mean anything.  he’s moving to california in about 2 weeks and it’s going to be hard. i’ve never had a long distance relationship before, but i’m completely willing to make it work. he’s absolutely worth it, and i trust him that much. i really don’t know what i’m going to do without him, it’s hard enough not seeing him for an entire day, but we have skype, texting, and facebook to talk over. that’s good enough for me until i see him again.  everything about him is absolutely perfect and i wouldn’t change a single thing about him. to this day, i still wonder what the fuck i did right for him to be in my life. because i know for a fact that i do not deserve him. i know he can do SO much better than me, especially since there are much more beautiful girls out there, but i’m so lucky to have such an amazing guy like him.  i’m in love with him, and that’s crazy to say because i’m only 16, but i’ve felt this way since the day i met him, and those feelings have never changed through these past 3 years. i love him to the moon and back.   IM CRYIGN

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